Paul Briganti is on tumblr? Neat!

This is Jared Neumark's tumblr blog to keep tabs on what Paul Briganti is tumbling about and then to post original commentary on Paul's tumblr posts. Also I will write with the syntactical abilities of 7th grade Jared.
Fri Oct 10

paulbriganti:

New video I did for TheLandline. PLEASE send it to everyone!

It is true that we made this video yesterday. But what you might not know is all the intersting things that happened when we edited the video. (side note: you may think that it doesn’t take that long to edit a video. Especially one that is only a minute and a half long. But if you thought this you would be wrong.)

The first interesting thing that happened is we heard people have sex! Not in Paul’s apartment ha. No, but in the apartment next store. Paul’s roommate Mike and I put our ears against the wall so we could hear the sexual noises more clearly. At first I thought the woman was alone, but then Mike said he heard a man grunting softly so we knew she wasn’t just by herself. They didn’t do it for very long. Mike and I got in a discussion if it was a quickie or if he had just heard the peak moments. Mike thought it was just the peak moments. At first I disagreed but now i might agree.

Another funny thing that happened was also related to a girl. A girl called Paul
Mike and I pretended to be the girl and mimed girl movements like we were in a judd apatow movie. The girl on the phone used to date Paul. She told us about a porn site called fart cake. I will let your imagination tell you what happens. We got into another argument on whether or not the fart noises were in real time or if they were added in post production. This time we all agreed: Post production.

I didn’t get home from Paul’s until 2:15 in the morning!